Things People Do That Make You Want to Shake Them Until Their Teeth Fall Out

So here's the story. I'm at work earlier and I go outside to take some trash to the dumpster. As I approach it this sleazy looking woman-thing gets there ahead of me and begins tugging at the lid, which we keep locked to prevent public dumping. Now, there's also a public trashcan like 5 or 6 feet away from our dumpster, but this woman pays it absolutely no mind. I see her get exhasperated with the lock and start trying to squeeze some trash under the lid, but at this point she notices me drawing near. We lock eyes, and I proceed to look directly down at my shirt (which is emblazoned with the restaurant logo), back at the restaurant, then back at her. She opens her mouth as though she's about to say something, glances behind herself directly at the public trashcan, then sort of half-runs away.... trash still in her hand.

So yeah, that was a thing that happened.

Things People Do That Make You Want to Shake Them Until Their Teeth Fall Out